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When early versions of Parepin first went into our water supply, the brief outcry was
squashed primarily by evoking the horrors of bioterrorism and presenting
Parepin as a key defense.
“Would you rather suffer a few mild side effects, or put yourself and all your loved ones
at risk of dying a grue?”
I know what my answer was for a lon
constipated, or twitchy, or losing most of my sex drive, or
even risking the occasional “serious” side effect... so long as I felt safe.
Then I met an old friend of mine. He seemed different from everyone
else. Sharper. Healthier, even. He told me he’d been off Pare
four years solid. I didn’t believe him at first, but he was very convincing. He
said he’d been off Parepin during the northeastern bio-attack in ‘19 and didn’t
suffer a thing.
Now that I’ve been off Parepin, I’m beginning to wonder if bio-terrorism isn’t
a threat, but a promise that our government deli
on every day. What if Parepin isn’t the antidote, but the
disease?
What if Parepin is bio-terrorism?
Think about it. Ancation from the public
water supply. See if things don’t seem a lot clearer.
Contact the Author: water@iamtryingtobelieve.com
When early versions of Parepin first went into our water supply, the brief outcry was
squashed primarily by evoking the horrors of bioterrorism and presenting
Parepin as a key defense.
“Would you rather suffer a few mild side effects, or put yourself and all your loved ones
at risk of dying a gruesome death?”
I know what my answer was for a long time. I didn’t care a bit about being
constipated, or twitchy, or losing most of my sex drive, or
even risking the occasional “serious” side effect... so long as I felt safe.
Then I met an old friend of mine. He seemed different from everyone
else. Sharper. Healthier, even. He told me he’d been off Parepin for
four years solid. I didn’t believe him at first, but he was very convincing. He
said he’d been off Parepin during the northeastern bio-attack in ‘19 and didn’t
suffer a thing.
Now that I’ve been off Parepin, I’m beginning to wonder if bio-terrorism isn’t
a threat, but a promise that our government delivers
on every day. What if Parepin isn’t the antidote, but the
disease?
What if Parepin is bio-terrorism?
Think about it. And if one day you’re feeling plucky, try a little vacation from the public
water supply. See if things don’t seem a lot clearer.
Contact the Author: water@iamtryingtobelieve.com
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